Modern version of Famous Proverbs


A burden in the bush is worth two in the hand.
A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
C:\ is the root of all directories.
Don't byte off more than you can view.
Fax is stranger than fiction.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; Teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
Great groups from little icons grow.
Home is where you hang your @.
Modulation in all things.
Oh, what a tangled web site we weave when first we practice.
Pentium wise, pen and paper foolish.
Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.
The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
The geek shall inherit the earth.
The modem is the message.
There's many a slip 'twixt the dock and the ship.
Too many clicks spoil the browse.
Virtual reality is its own reward.
What boots up must come down.
Windows will never cease.
You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Winners never quit, quitters never win.
You snooze, you lose.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
You aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

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