| A Deaf Husband and a Blind Wife are Always a Happy Couple |
| A fool at forty is a fool forever. |
| A fool gives; a wise man takes |
| A fool in a gown is none the wiser. |
| A Fool May Give a Wise Man Counsel |
| A fool will laugh when he is drowning |
| A hairy man is a happy man, a hairy wife is a witch |
| A man’s best fortune, or worst, is his wife. |
| A quarrelsome wife is like a constant dripping on a rainy day |
| A slip of the tongue is no fault of the mind and he who laughs is very unkind |
| An ass loaded with books think himself a scholar. |
| Better to live on a corner of the roof than share a house with a quarrelsome wife |
| Caesar's wife must be above suspicion |
| Dump husband in September, you have to get rid of the spiders |
| Even in laughter the heart may ache, and joy may end in grief |
| Fools rush in where angels fear to tread |
| Four things drive a man out of his house: too much smoke, a dripping roof, filthy air and a scolding wife |
| He who does not honour his wife dishonours himself |
| He who laughs last laughs best. |
| He who laughs last laughs longest |
| He who laughs last, laughs longest. |
| He who laughs last, thinks the slowest! |
| If you get a good wife you will be happy, if you get a bad one you will become a philosopher |
| Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you cry alone |
| Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and, you weep alone. |
| Laugh before breakfast, cry before supper. |
| Laughter is the best medicine |
| Laughter is the closest distance between two people |
| Love laughs at the locksmiths |
| Marriages are made in heaven |
| Never choose bedlinen or a wife by candlelight |
| One foolish sheep will lead the flock |
| Take your wife's first advice. |
| The husband is always the last to know |
| The ugliest girl makes the best housewife. |
| Two fools in a house are too many |
| Two things prolong your life: A quiet heart and a loving wife. |
Proverbs and Quotes about Humor
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