Proverbs and Quotes about Humor

A Deaf Husband and a Blind Wife are Always a Happy Couple

A fool at forty is a fool forever.

A fool gives; a wise man takes

A fool in a gown is none the wiser.

A Fool May Give a Wise Man Counsel

A fool will laugh when he is drowning

A hairy man is a happy man, a hairy wife is a witch

A man’s best fortune, or worst, is his wife.

A quarrelsome wife is like a constant dripping on a rainy day

A slip of the tongue is no fault of the mind and he who laughs is very unkind

An ass loaded with books think himself a scholar.

Better to live on a corner of the roof than share a house with a quarrelsome wife

Caesar's wife must be above suspicion

Dump husband in September, you have to get rid of the spiders

Even in laughter the heart may ache, and joy may end in grief

Fools rush in where angels fear to tread

Four things drive a man out of his house: too much smoke, a dripping roof, filthy air and a scolding wife

He who does not honour his wife dishonours himself

He who laughs last laughs best.

He who laughs last laughs longest

He who laughs last, laughs longest.

He who laughs last, thinks the slowest!

If you get a good wife you will be happy, if you get a bad one you will become a philosopher

Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you cry alone

Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and, you weep alone.

Laugh before breakfast, cry before supper.

Laughter is the best medicine

Laughter is the closest distance between two people

Love laughs at the locksmiths

Marriages are made in heaven

Never choose bedlinen or a wife by candlelight

One foolish sheep will lead the flock

Take your wife's first advice.

The husband is always the last to know

The ugliest girl makes the best housewife.

Two fools in a house are too many

Two things prolong your life: A quiet heart and a loving wife.

Proverbs and Quotes about Fools

A fool at forty is a fool forever.

A fool finds no pleasure in understanding but delights in airing his own opinions

A fool gives; a wise man takes

A fool in a gown is none the wiser.

A Fool May Give a Wise Man Counsel

A fool uttereth all his mind.

A fool will laugh when he is drowning

A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for his client

A wise man doesn't need advice, and a fool won't take it.

Always in a hurry, always behind.

An ass loaded with books think himself a scholar.

Any fool can criticise, condemn and complain and most fools do

Better flatter a fool than fight him.

Better to meet a bear robbed of her cubs than a fool in his folly

Cheap is dear in the long run.

Children and fools tell the truth.

Due to the presence of fools, wise people stand out

Empty vessels make the most noise.

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.

Fools and madmen speak the truth

Fools build houses, and wise men live in them

Fools rush in where angels fear to tread

Fools seldom differ

Fortune favors fools. Happy go lucky.

He That Teaches Himself has a Fool for his Master

He who won't be advised, can't be helped.

If the cap fits, wear it.

In one ear and out the other.

It can't happen here is number one on the list of famous last words.

It is better to stay silent and be thought a fool, than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.

It is foolish to deal with a fool

One foolish sheep will lead the flock

One of these days is none of these days.

Penny wise and pound foolish

Pride cometh before a fall.

Pride feels no pain.

See nothing, say nothing, know nothing.

Stone is heavy and sand a burden, but provocation by a fool is heavier than both

The bigger they are the harder they fall.

The fool wanders, the wise man travels.

The hood does not make the monk.

The wise man is deceived once but the fool twice.

There is no fool like an old fool

Two fools in a house are too many

Use not today what tomorrow will need.

What's the good of home, if you are never in it?

You cannot lose what you never had.